My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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