somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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