He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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