Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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