Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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