gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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