in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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