You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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