never play flip cup with pint glasses
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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