You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Randomize
