I am puke
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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