He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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