Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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