what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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