Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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