I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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