Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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