He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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