You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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