So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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