i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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