when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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