I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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