you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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