elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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