she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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