I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
How naked do you want me to be?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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