If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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