Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
