we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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