she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
His nipple licking is glorious
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