It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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