You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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