God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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