I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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