Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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