if you like me you must not know who I am
I want to have your abortion
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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