I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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