If that was your dad, he is hot
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
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