So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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