question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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