anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
whose ass print is on the piano?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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