Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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