please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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