love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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