you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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