So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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