I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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