i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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