I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Found the puke drawer
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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