so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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